I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
as a side note pls kill me
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