I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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