officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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