Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
