nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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