i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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