I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
