What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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