your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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