How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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