Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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