Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
bring money and cleavage
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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