awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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