What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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