someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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