he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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