While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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