Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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