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(609): View more from New Jersey

No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.

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(609): No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear. http://tfl.nu/h1fn

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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.

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what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?

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(+91): Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step. (+91): what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her? http://tfl.nu/u7i2

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

the snow is so cold on my vagina.

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why do you have snow on your vagina?

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vodka and heels.

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(580): the snow is so cold on my vagina. (405): why do you have snow on your vagina? (580): vodka and heels. http://tfl.nu/uvnf

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(850): View more from Florida

how was your day?

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fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?

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(850): how was your day? (404): fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i? http://tfl.nu/0urf

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(678): View more from Georgia

I gave up sex for lent.

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I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.

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(678): I gave up sex for lent. (646): I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter. http://tfl.nu/87gp

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive

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(306): I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive http://tfl.nu/z4k9

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.

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(814): My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order. http://tfl.nu/pxpo

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(518): View more from New York

It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.

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(518): It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun. http://tfl.nu/n6c2

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(415): View more from California

We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.

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(415): We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now. http://tfl.nu/4l2w

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(330): View more from Ohio

hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?

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is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?

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how did you know?

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(330): hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something? (614): is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'? (330): how did you know? http://tfl.nu/tzki

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(719): View more from Colorado

Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?

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(719): Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again? http://tfl.nu/dyj9

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(779): View more from Illinois

Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.

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(779): Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright. http://tfl.nu/yk6p

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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person

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(816): I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person http://tfl.nu/5a3b

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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"

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(904): You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!" http://tfl.nu/k8t0

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights

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(781): Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights http://tfl.nu/p5ea

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