Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i only shaved half my leg
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.