I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.