I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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