I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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