oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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