I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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