Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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