someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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