It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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