that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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