I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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