we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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