It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's blow job season.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
There's even glitter on my cock...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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