i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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