Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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