i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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