You work out of a Hotel?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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