hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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