as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
