Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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