I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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