god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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