whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
