Me. At least after what I've been through.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I smell like Dick and happiness
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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