Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I look better un-naked...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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