just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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