I like my sex mixed with concussions.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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