Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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