we're blogging at a bar
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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