How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
