Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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