if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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