yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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