the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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