I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You've changed since you got that strap on
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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