every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
How's work?
Spinning.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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