its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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