Kareoke will never be a sober sport
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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