it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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