why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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